A friend was telling me a story this evening about the neighborhood Tea Party Guy and the neighborhood Ice Cream Truck Guy. It goes like this:

Tea Party Guy complains that Ice Cream truck music is too loud and is disruptive as it drives through the neighborhood while he is trying to work from home. Nobody cares, everyone calls him an idiot and ignores him.

Tea Party Guy complains to city council. He harasses and pesters city council for 3 years till they finally pass an ordinance that ice cream truck delivery guy cannot play his music over a certain decibel level.

Tea Party Guy buys a decibel meter for the specific purpose to monitor Ice Cream Truck Guy's ice cream truck music.

Ice Cream Truck Guy drives through the neighborhood one day and has his music a couple of decibels too loud.

Tea Party Guy runs out of his house, stops Ice Cream Truck Guy, pulls him out of ice cream truck and puts handcuffs on him proclaiming a citizen's arrest.

Cops come, look at Tea Party Guy like he's a fucking idiot, but have no choice but to arrest Ice Cream Truck Guy.

Case dismissed. Neighborhood hates Tea Party Guy even more. Everyone in neighborhood buys extra ice cream from Ice Cream Truck Guy from now on.

Aside note: Ice Cream Truck Guy is a severe epileptic and cannot hold a regular job or drive a car, ride a bike, etc. (His wife drives the truck.) I'm sure Tea Party Guy would rather see him go on disability than try and figure out a way to earn an honest livelihood.

Fuck all you dumbshit Tea Party Guys.