Apparently my brain doesn't function at the same level as everyone else's. I am somehow missing the mechanism that can interpret one line posts with vague reference.
For example, had I been the original poster here I would have included the Time magazine image you just put up. In my mind, it's absolutely necessary for the post to make any fucking sense.
You know what? Fuck it. I'm just putting up random shit now too. I give up. You assholes can figure it out since apparently the onus is entirely on the reader. And I'm not mad at you Earl, just at myself.
So whatever. Get ready for one line posts that incorporate a labia, the power of antioxidants and commercial grade carpeting techniques. And you fuckers can try to understand it since apparently that's how we do shit around here.