Thou shalt not kill . . . the unborn, although criminals are OK, whether or not you've actually proven they're guilty, and of course foreigners are OK.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, well, heh, go ahead but don't let the press find out, but if you did, hey, no biggie.

Thou shalt not "steal" . . . get your Congressman to give it to you.

Thou shalt lower taxes and claim that revenues will go up.

Thou shalt imply that liberals are gay.

Thou shalt deny gays the special privilege of being treated like everyone else - how dare they expect that?

Dunno, what were the others?

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"This day I shall have to do with an idle curious vain man, with an unthankful man, with a talkative railer, a crafty, false or an envious man. An unsociable sarcastic man. A greedy man. A deceiver. Such is the way of the world, and I shall be no more affected by it than I am about changes in the weather." - Marcus Aurelius (translation from Latin by Jacob A. Stein)