Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

George Carlin