Wow, where to start in this post-meatspin world.

1. The cap can become an albatross.

2. If you meet a girl at a party and she unbuttons your pants, pulls your c*ck out and slips a rubber on with her lips, you should probably ask her for her phone number.

3. Warriorsworld has learned from leaked grand jury testimony that Gswfan4ever has been indicted for using performance enhancing substances to boost his post totals over the past two years. Del is looking into the situation and is considering not allowing his posts made during this time period to count toward his career total.

4. Nelson has Murphy by the balls. That can't feel right.

5. If you're white and not that good, you better make your 1st shot when you get in the game.

6. KG to the Warriors is a done deal, pending . . ., uh, something.

7. Jason Kapono dates a total skeeze brunette and slaps her ass on the dance floor. In college he dated a total skeeze blonde and sent her to traffic school.

8. Dunleavy acts like a little bitch at weddings and is a terrible dancer, but his girlfriend is attractive and classy. I'm sure it's his personality.

9. Frank Gore killed buzz' cat.

10. Cam is Shakira.

11. For a second it looked like the politics board had agreed on something, but alas, even the issue of which is the best planet in the solar system turns out to be partisan. No one, however, picked Uranus. Be thankful

12. Typical thread these days:

<cliche>
<pic of some dude getting fucked by an elephant>
<SOME DORK THAT CAN'T READ CLICKING THE POST LABELED WORK WARNING THEN CRYING ZOMG MY EYES>
<swarm of posts telling dork not to click if he doesn't want to see>
<Carla apologizing even though not the poster>
<clueless agreement with the ironically-intended original post.>
<oddly serious expression of concern re position of reply post in thread>
<inappropriately weird emotional outburst> -
<sigh, dismissal>
<smart ass response regarding initial poster's stature>

13. I'm worried about this coming week:

altamont: "Hey, I just accidentally found one of the more offensive things I've ever seen. Wanna look? (WW!!!)

Krieger: "ooh! a new twist! offensive.. not gross.. the gauntlet has been thrown!"

14. Cam needs help pleasuring his wife, others need help dealing with fear of public pooping. Oh crap!! we are the Trafalmadorians!!!!

15. September 21, 2006 was the broingiest day ever on ww.net

16. Call and Response:

gswfan4ever: "would he still be able to fart loudly without the things flying out....?"

JazzMusicGoodUtahJazzBad : "well, when you strip the lacquer lining off a horn, it gives better sound resonance."

altamont: "Wait. "Microscopic black holes?" That seems bad.

ABe: "That's similar to my ex-wifes vagina...seems like everything ended up in there..."

gswfan4ever: "how would iverson look under nellie?"

Backseat GM: "It would probably be hard to even SEE Iverson if he was under Nellie. Not a pleasant thought."

Shallow Hal: "suggestions needed - pleasure products for cam's wifey."

Backseat GM: "How 'bout a divorce."

17. Worst. Disclaimer. Ever.

"I've never wanted to not have a girlfriend so much in my life, lol.

<disclaimer to girlfriend if she is a ww.net lurker: just kidding.>"

18. Dajuan Wagner's nickname is ;

19. Header Madness:


TAKE TOO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!1111

you must have been the inspiration for the talking plunger.

Wait...does everyone really use toilet condoms?

shik that's not a water fountain!!!

My computer flunked out of preschool becuase he stayed home to watch Star Trek

I have been enjoying the off-season, I am coming into camp in great shape! Eating a ton of sushi

So let's either ooof less or kill more.

This guy couldn't count his nuts and get the same number twice

you aren't rolling sufficiently young man

Don't you sort of wonder when the Islamists are going to run out of flammable materials?

20. Adonal Foyle: 27 extra pounds of dumb intellectual. And, well, you know.