1. GO TO THE MAIN BOARD - NELLIE IS BACK. WOOOT!

2. Warriorsworld.net - the official credible rumor supplier to the NBA's Golden State Warriors.

3. Nellie will go small.

4. Nellie will go big.

5. Nellie is a major upgrade.

6. Nellie is a pathetic attempt to resurrect the past.

7. Nellie will make everyone better, get rid of everyone, supercharge everyone, sit everyone, or fall asleep.

8 Nellie has been a miserable failure as Warriors coach so far.

9. Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie Nellie

10. ONE Goal, ONE Focus, ONE Direction, ONE Prostate, ONE Team

11. News out of Milwaukee - Spree chokes his lovers during sex. PJ finds himself strangely excited and confused and thinking about mustard all night long.

12. Gribble. 600 ampules of hospital grade morphine. Where did they go?

13. Missouri - The Warm Moist Wafting Balls State

14. I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.

15. Cheesecakes is going to get it, and he's going to get it hard. Sarunas' first mistake was letting on he knew English.

16. The Rules:

There are no rules. - altamont

That which is not prohibited is permitted. earl j. slick

That which is not prohibited is mandatory. Poko the Gorilla

All action is allowed until it is dis-allowed. Billy Hoyle

Whee! stone

17. Love is resurrecting the cat that you killed after it bit your wolverine, making it a zombie cat that will live forever

18. Nordstrom in Sacramento is the home of the most hip and fierce people out there.

19. The commonly accepted truth that "the worst blow job I ever got was great" is now subject to reconsideration.

20. Adonal Foyle sucks, but at least he's neat and clean about it.