1. Last week we established that gay men have inherent genetic interior designer sensibility. This week Del asks the OT board for advice on choosing a color for his house. Draw your own conclusions.

2. Telling your good looking chick friends that you were bitten on the penis by a snake and that the standard treatment requires some sucking may not yield the results you hoped for.

3. Al Harrington is practically a Warrior.

4. The Warriors have no chance of getting Al Harrington.

5. If you're an 89 year old white woman and you seen a nicely dressed Asian man in the electronics section, get the hell out now!

6. The Bay Area housing market is about to crash, or flatten, or rise slightly, and it is either a good, bad or indifferent time to buy.

7. Bluewire is Willow Ufgood.

8. Do not threaten Del with a lawsuit.

9. Do not threaten to kill Del.

10. Cam called the politics board sick.

11. One week after proclaiming himself an idiot, Altamont was named co-politics board moderator, along with a lawyer and known reprobate. Re-evaluation of Cam's sanity ensues.

11. Skullets, the Oracle of Morons, and oompa loompas.

12. Gribble hates the Cure, loves the Pet Shop Boys and Jimmy Buffet.

13. Adonal needs to gain weight in order to score more.

14. Some women don't mind if you watch porn wearing a snorkel mask and flippers.

15. If only we'd gotten Ndudi Ebi.

16. popozao? popoZAO!

17. Motherfucking snakes, on a motherfucking plane.

18. There will be a trade two weeks from Monday.

19. Odin gave us Czech beer.

20. Adonal Foyle sucks.