1. Earl j. is assumed to prowl the night as the alias of Le Blaq Coq (or the Black Cock).

2. Del will go Tito Ortiz on that @ss if you denounce true Italian cuisine.

3. Dave Matthews Band performances may elevate National Security Alert levels.

4.) Billy Hoyle! has a thing for women who submerge their breasts in large fish tanks.

5.) Fed-Up is fed-up and ready to go Micheal Douglas in "Falling Down" if Mullin doesn't get his sh*t straight.

6.) bluewire is still coping with his typing tourettes.

7.) leo has a Chinese wife.

8.) Warriors in 2007 is the most respected poster, here.

9.) Brooke Shields is a descendant of the Prophet Muhammad.

10.) Gay males have a better fashion sense than Martha Stuart.


...bonus - *Fed-up is still angry.

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