I think I might like it more than the original.

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMrqBldlqzA

"When I was young
I was so gay and mean,
And I drank and chased the girls
Just like young St. Augustine.
Saint Augustine,
He got to be a saint.
So, if I get to be one, also,
Please. Mama, don't you faint."