"No guards, no problem as I pretty much run and dunk every time down the floor to run the score up 21-10. The next day rolls around, and finally, there are NBA players everywhere you look. Even Joe Smith makes an appearance at The Dome, and since I partially still blame him for many of the Warriors failings in the draft, I decide to play him, not so I can add him to my team, but simply to beat him for what he helped do to Golden State. Joe Smith, meet Troy Murphy, now get dunked on...or so I thought. I have to say, whoever created the Joe Smith character must have never seen him play after he left Maryland. The kid is throwing down slams left and right, blocking shots, and pretty much dominating the game. Every time I try to humiliate him with a dunk, he blocks it. Damn you Joe Smith. I hate you even more now. No worries, though, as I finally beat Smith and his squad, then pass on picking him to my team. No way he'll ever be on The Rain Men."

• looks like a cool game