It's like someone else has been using your handle for the last year and a half.

You used to have such good basketball takes, but lately all you do is fap to all our scrubs, and blindly defend everything that is the shitty Warriors.

I know you're gonna say that we're all haters, and that our players are better than what most of us claim, but seriously, you've changed bro.

I feel like I don't know you anymore.